Wonderful! Marvelous!

[..]

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[Little Irish]

So do I. I'm off to watch Mr Robot now.

[Looka]

Derp

[Infinitus C.]

Are we posting here now? Where are we posting?

I couldn't get my avatar to upload.

[..]

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[Sprague Dawley]

How to register an account at...

The Wirthling Forums

http://wirthling.com/forum




- by Xavier "X-Man" Jones.
(Wirthling Staff Tech Support)

Hello, thick wankers.

Have you just failed an internet-record 703 attempts at guessing the confirmation code in order to register your fuckhead self a shitty forlorn account at the totally fucken awesome Wirthling forums?

Good!

I designed the code specifically to keep ugly wankers like you OUT of the fucken forum.

PISS OFF.

However, if you are desperate to join, here is how to do it.

I built the registration hay wire myself so can safely vouch for this, the ONLY route of finally getting your shitty black wog spic racist cunt self registered at the forii generalis.

First, for the conformation code, type in any old shit then depress the F3 and Caps Lock/Prt Scr keys simultaneously for 20 minutes. This procedure will eventually pull up the file diagrammed below.

Once you have the file up, simply follow this self-explanatory pathway until you get to "Rest of Brain":


Stupid cunt.

So sick of explaining this basic shit to you newbie wankers.








Next, press F9/S2/alt/porn very gently to enact automatic internet level calibration protocols.

For example, here's mine:












Next phase, colour-key-F6/Y6#hashtag to retrieve your Message Board Tone Analysis Predicator.

Here's mine:











This will automatically lead you to the next stage, your Registration Greek Distributor Cap Phaser:



Obviously you just type in "E3" here.

Stupid newbie cunt.









Next, set AH228 Tab Hashtag E2 parameters via Linux for your paramafied Forii Member Breakdown Analysis Adjudicator.

Here's mine:











Finally, specify H2/F9/Ctrl to abbrogrify your Internet Activity Breakdown paramafication.

Here's mine:
 







Hey presto!

Welcome to the forum!

Time to get your cunt on!

[Sprague Dawley]

Oops, user Rabid looks to have pulled off a stunning Reverse Bipolar Dawley Manoeuvre and deleted all her posts. After just 24 hours ago declaring the forii the greatest thing. Site Admin W.Irthling getting a rugged crash course in dealing with the fickle nature of forii denizens.

[wirthling]

I was thinking about launching a new forum called peopleyellingateachother.com but I'm thinking maybe I should call it peopleyellingatme.com. I think we can all come together around our shared disappointment in me as a forum admin and as a human being.