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Safe forum

Post by ej » Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:34 am

Earlier (about a decade ago) I made a "Safe Space" thread, because I--correctly, as it turned out--assumed that Bigwig would not post here.

That, however, is not what this is.

We now need to certify wirthling.com as a safer alternative to the heavily-trafficked (well, relatively) kateland forum. Out of concern for my own physical health, I will no longer be posting there, or any other havily-trafficked site or comments section (call it a Quora-ntine), at least until this virus horseshit blows over.

Join me. But do not bring your friends. Your disgusting, diseased friends.

Also, no wombat-fucking, snake-eating Chinamen, please.

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Re: Safe forum

Post by ej » Sat Mar 07, 2020 8:06 pm

Quarantines are lonely.

:cry:

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Re: Safe forum

Post by ej » Wed Mar 11, 2020 6:30 am

Ok, well, I'm self-quarantining in this thread because it turns out that my son's breakdance instructor has a girlfriend whose sister recently got a tattoo on her back of a Chinese character. I'd advise you to not come in he--

Oh, whoops! Ha, ha! Whoops-ing cough for you!

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Re: Safe forum

Post by Sprague Dawley » Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:12 am

Oh shit. I thought this thread would be a safe space from the highly contagious EJ. And yet here he is. Well, this is awkward then. Hi EJ, um, how have you been? Hot flushes? Violent rasping cough? Please leave one blank post space below this before you post next.

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Re: Safe forum

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Re: Safe forum

Post by ej » Tue Mar 17, 2020 6:28 pm

Don't stand so, don't stand so, don't stand so
Close to me.

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Re: Safe forum

Post by Sprague Dawley » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:52 pm

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Re: Safe forum

Post by Sprague Dawley » Tue Mar 17, 2020 8:56 pm

THREE blank spaces is a bit excessive and paranoid.

Please refrain from overly taxing the forii resources in such an egregious manner during these troubling times, EJ.

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