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Re: Snow.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 5:57 pm
by Sprague Dawley
Any ski bunnies reading this please do not get unnecessarily cross with me but the city I live in is supposedly the 2nd best city on EARTH for close access to perfect powder skiing. Calgary is #1 And yet I never fucken go because wft fuck that wet cold shit. Call me old fashioned but I'm not madly keen on paying my life savings to fall down a wet cold hill. 6 METRES a year here. Think about how goddamn high that is. Sometimes that whole lot will fall inside 10 weeks. Fuckit, still not going outside.

Because sad cunt, every Friday, all year round, I ride my mountain bike to work through the snow cos the busses dont go out that far to the boonies. Miserable git. Around twise a year I get stuck in a blizzard. Once the snow gets higher than the centre spoke on my bike gravity dictates I have to fucking walk and push the cunt though a whiteout. Happened last Friday. 1 cm forecast, oh yeah, I'll be fine today. Then the cunting stuff just did not stop. Fuck snow.
Little Irish wrote:socks over boots
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Re: Snow.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:00 pm
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Re: Snow.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:04 pm
by Little Irish
I don't have a hat-head. I have thick hair and a big Irish skull. Hats look like they are imprisoning me. Not good for hats, better for headbutting.

Re: Snow.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:21 pm
by Sprague Dawley
Rabid wrote:Where do you live?
Sapporo.

Re: Snow.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 6:28 pm
by Little Irish
Fucking Trump or Kim could kill Sprague. Christ, imagine that! I'm going to follow world politics more closely now. You may welcome it, Sprague, but I do not.

Re: Snow.

Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:27 pm
by Sprague Dawley

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Little Irish was a contributing member for 1 day.

19 posts in 1 day.

Then she left.

No tears on a Tuesday, Dawley.

They all left.

Raped Vet is my last friend. Probably composing his thoughts to reply to my PM as we speak.

I do hope his bumcrack is feeling a bit better.

Re: Snow.

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2018 4:55 am
by madman
Massive snowstorm tears through half my state, skips my half, goes on to Illinois. So weird.

Re: Snow.

Posted: Tue Feb 11, 2020 1:59 am
by Sprague Dawley
This thread was as close as this forii ever got to an actual message board forum thread.

It lasted approximately 12 minutes.